It’s the days of skiing. But dress to go to the ski, it sucks. Explanations by Lea.
Ah, winter sports. Happiness and passion for the holiday of February (or Easter for the lucky ones). Wet buttocks, trains crowded with Parisians, dietary raclette-fondue evenings, the ball of monitors and the rediff’ of ‘ bronzed ski “on every channel.
In the euphoria of your next glass of mulled wine, you’re thinking already set fire to the tracks. Two things will help. The temperature well below zero, and your dress looks. Revelation: in total look ski, 99.9% of people have silly. Note that I’m not bigoted, this sad finding applies also to the followers of snowboarding, luge and other rackets.
This is my suit, my battle, you shouldn’t let it go
Unless you have your map to the party of the rehashes of birth, you can’t take the lift in jeans. Combination is therefore essential, and embodies the most difficult choice of ski equipment. You have two options:
- The full neon combination of your 8 years.When you take off the top at noon to gobble up your sandwich ham-kiri, the sleeves dangling make you two completely unnecessary additional members of each side of the body.
- All surf jacket + pants, you generally claim in early adolescence as a result of the trauma of the previously cited combi.You’re hoping that this look of rider will help move the walls of bumps with panache. But lift your body mass is going to be difficult because of the multiple layers of clothing piled up to plug the vents. Bibendum guaranteed. As long as you have a white jacket, you can shamelessly proclaim you face of tires snow Michelin.
The Turtleneck under the armpits
I have long believed they called “Turtleneck” this type of top that the rest of humanity seems better known as the Turtleneck t-shirt. The very concept of this dud escapes me. An old advertisement for Petit Navire underwear asked what have clothing if you can’t do anything in it. This is the whole problem of the Turtleneck: it is absolutely impossible only if breathing inside. In the context of a day of snowstorm in station, this kind of suit causes a sensation of suffocation while it is-7777 degrees outside. Not to mention the inevitable ‘Christophe Willem effect’ (lack of neck and head forward). No. offends, I have nothing against the turtle, Jacques has said love, I love you even when you leave.
What are these clothes you put under your ski clothes. You already know the drama of tights under pants. Skiing, this dress tragedy reached the proportions of a belly of yeti with the practical implementation of the technique of onion. Because of the layering that characterizes the epidermis of this vegetable.
And not just because of his smell, even if by dint of sweat under all of your layers, you actually end up bloom Leek fermented juice. Two pairs of socks, an undershirt, two t-shirts, silk gloves, leggings, feels the world Bistro in altitude. So it is with the smile that holiday period you’re going to get up an hour earlier than usual to get dressed.
You want a mitten? Oh, just a finger.
The choice of the accessory that will keep warm in your hands is a function of your age and your level of skiing. The mittens are often difficult to assume past the milestone of the first star. MadmoiZelle skier, you’ll soon gloves, on the grounds that “no, but it is better because the fingers are separated from each other.” Yet the practical superiority of the gloves to mittens has never been demonstrated. Try to write a text message with a ski glove, and tell me if the result is similar to something other than a compilation of hieroglyphs for drunk Pharaoh. In addition, whole body being drawn down by gravity, if you drop a mitten or a glove from a chairlift to 20 meters high, you’re in the IBEX Booger, point.
The brain warm
Last modesque (and perfectly existential) anguish. When every millimeter square of your body is covered with fleece and microfibre, you need protect your head. To have warm the coconut, it all happens between the banner which flies every run and hat with Pompom, Pan-Pan hindquarters the rabbit kind. A few oddballs display templates to bells. Won’t the cottage or? And if like me you’re scared to hug a tree in the face, you may wear a helmet. From a fashion point of view, we touch the bottom of the iceberg. But like Faudel, I want to live, I want to viiiiiivre, and the rest has little importance.
In short, if you go this winter, better to forget your attempts to seduce someone else as the abominable snow man. Although it is so sexy the stalactites hanging from the nose. And if you stay in town, offers you a small cure for complacency in thinking about girls disheveled by the mountain breeze. And you, look to the ski, what is?
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